My Brief Career as a Morning Person
I tried being a morning person once. I set five alarms, put my phone across the room, and even promised myself a giant breakfast. The next morning, I woke up, turned off all five alarms without remembering it, somehow moved my phone back to my bedside table, and dreamed that I had already eaten breakfast. By noon, I was proudly telling people I'd had a very productive morning—apparently in a parallel universe.2
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My dog acts like he's the head of household.
He follows me into every room, supervises all snack preparation,
and conducts random security inspections of grocery bags.
The other day I dropped a piece of food on the floor, and he
looked at me with such disappointment that I felt like
an employee who had failed a workplace safety test.
My dog acts like he's the head of household.
He follows me into every room, supervises all snack preparation,
\and conducts random security inspections of grocery bags.
The other day I dropped a piece of food on the floor,
and he looked at me with such disappointment that
I felt like an employee who had failed a workplace safety test.
My dog acts like he's the head of household.
He follows me into every room, supervises all snack preparation,
and conducts random security inspections of grocery bags.
The other day I dropped a piece of food on the floor, and he
looked at me with such disappointment that I felt like
an employee who had failed a workplace safety test.
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